Nigerian Girls by Mode Nine

It's Mode 9 in the building
That's how it is
Jah mix
Nice beat Sam

VERSE 1
Let's talk about Nigerian girls
Put your L's up
If you are fresh and single
My Lagos chick said
You are dry, you don't mingle
You don't go clubbing
And you don't buy me pringles
I was trying to watch a match
Trying my best not to jump her
She made me miss the goal
So I sprang up and thumped her
My Nupe chic was cute
But I dumped her
Because she kept on feeding me
Kulikuli and donkua
My Jos chick
Had a temper
Causing havoc
Jealousy blowing off in a state of amok
Black tag mafia
Cursing me and Tyra
My ex-chick was Igbo
Why you let her go
She was fine but like big and
Jay-Z, she loved the dough
Biko nyem ego
Now my bank account is red
Had a Gwari chick once
She never used her head
No pun intended
She used her shoulders instead

CHORUS
No matter where you from
No matter who you be
You gotta love
Nigerian Girls
No matter where you from
No matter who you be
You gotta love
Nigerian Girls
No matter where you from
No matter who you be
You gotta love
Nigerian Girls
You gotta love em (x3)
I say you gotta love them

VERSE 2
Had a PH chick by the name of Joan
Long throat
Ask her for HD-phone
Bought her 33-10
Ninety grand no be yam
My Ondo chick had a PhD so I run
The reason
I wasn't qualified to be her man
My Kogi runs had no rival
She wasn't feeling Jesus
She worshipped idols
We split
But not before I go order Bible
Beware, Edo girls are hard like gravel
Told one
I was born abroad and I will soon travel
You must marry me she said
With a gun to my navel
Engaged to a Calabar chick
Hoping on me
Trying to jazz me
Cookie fury, coping on me
Gave me to the gate man
Now am single and free
No cash, no Abuja chicks
Plenty cash
And they'll be on your ha

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE 3
My Kwara babe
was like I love musicians and actors
Talking with a nasty H-factor
The ikebe be so fat
I bet she moves it with a tractor
Had to gag her
So she won't speak in public
Atopa Fresh
Yeah, she's freaky and she loves it
Bisi from Ibadan
I toasted in the dark
The next morning I was like ah, Tiger Shark
She never forgave her dad for giving her tribal marks
My Ijebu chick
Used to tax me, steadily
Stingy girl
She wouldn't even share her bed with me
My Tiv girl
Drinker, a lie that she with it
Downing more than sixteen bottles in one sitting
The brother of my Uyo babe
Gave me the info
He said my sister girl could not even do something simple
And I think you should know
She's also a nympho
Big brother, I nodded but didn't think so

REPEAT CHORUS (till fade)

KD, Jos, Abuja, Lagos, Osun, Kwara
Maidugiri, Katsina, etc, etc
I love y'all
Thank you for coming out
Goodnight, muah!